Broker Words—May 2022
May 3, 2022 by Stephen Howard
I think I’ve digressed before about my love for the Farm Bureau robot advisor ads.You know, the ones with a white robot with glasses that looks like a cross between John Lithgow and a George Lucas stormtrooper. My favorite line is where the husband winks and the robot says, “Your ocular cavity is experiencing a malfunction.” I think if my wife hears that one more time in response to her “helpful observation” that some assigned task is still yet to be done I’d better start hiding the kitchen knives. “Working Tomorrow for a better Today.”—Procrastination. I have the t-shirt.